Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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