She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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