the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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