Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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