i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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