Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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