jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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