And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you have to choose: penises or morals?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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