considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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