I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
