If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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