hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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