In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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