i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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