We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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