scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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