we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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