dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
