There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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