Already got asked if we're dating
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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