worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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