I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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