Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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