quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
