you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I supernannyed him into submission
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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