dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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