Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He better not be in your backpack
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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