Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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