who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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