one two three fourrrrnication!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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