Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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