I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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