Pappa wants mamma naked
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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