I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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