We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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