At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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