Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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