where does the pee come out of this thing
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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