THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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