The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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