he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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