the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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