A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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