So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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