Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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