the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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