It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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