Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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