How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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