just come out here and I will go home with you...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i think my cat just said my name.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize