I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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