I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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