At least make sure they are 18
Why
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
